Have you grabbed or scratched yourself in public recently? Didn't think so. Do you brag about how big your vagina is? Probably not. Have you ever measured your clitoris? Nope. Why do men get to have so much pride in their genitalia while we try to pretend ours don't exist?

We're not advocating that you give your intimate parts pet names and flash them around the locker room, although if you feel the urge, more power to you. It's just that we've got some incredible machinery down there, capable of bringing life into the world, and some of us haven't even read the owner's manual yet. So here it is. Whether you've taken her out on the road and racked up some miles or you haven't yet gone for a test-drive, we'll help you tune up, plus figure out where the leaks are coming from, what kind of malfunctions may be occurring and how to upgrade the safety features to keep you from producing a new model.

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